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britneyinventions:

2014jordyn:

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears always wanted a little sister and hated the fact that the female reproductive system was only capable of producing one female offspring in a lifetime, so she began to research the causes of this phenomenon. She discovered in 1988 that women had more than one egg with a X chromosome but they wouldn’t drop during ovulation after the first daughter was born. Spears developed a technique the following year, referred to as in vitro fertilisation, to remove X chromosome eggs from the ovaries to produce a female zygote outside of the mother to be placed inside her at a later time. In 1990 Lynne Spears, Britney’s mother, allowed Britney to perform this procedure on her and on April 4, 1991, Britney Spears had successfully invented Jamie Lynn Spears, the first little sister.

I’m really confused because there are females with little sisters all over the world

All thanks to Britney Spears. God bless.

britneyinventions:

2014jordyn:

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears always wanted a little sister and hated the fact that the female reproductive system was only capable of producing one female offspring in a lifetime, so she began to research the causes of this phenomenon. She discovered in 1988 that women had more than one egg with a X chromosome but they wouldn’t drop during ovulation after the first daughter was born. Spears developed a technique the following year, referred to as in vitro fertilisation, to remove X chromosome eggs from the ovaries to produce a female zygote outside of the mother to be placed inside her at a later time. In 1990 Lynne Spears, Britney’s mother, allowed Britney to perform this procedure on her and on April 4, 1991, Britney Spears had successfully invented Jamie Lynn Spears, the first little sister.

I’m really confused because there are females with little sisters all over the world

All thanks to Britney Spears. God bless.

rainydays-cloudythoughts

Eventually, you’re going to discover that there are three types of people.

The ones that won’t bother.
They won’t ask you questions because they care,
But rather because it’s the right thing to do
And hey maybe they’ll pick up some good gossip.
Finally have something good to tell their real friends
And they’ll laugh at your expense
Or maybe they’ll just brush off your pain
And after a couple minutes they’ll move on to the next person.
But you get mad that no one cares,
I’ll point to these people.

There’s the silent supporters.
They’ll love you through good times and bad
But they will not ask you too many personal questions,
For fear of intruding.
They will say they don’t want to push you,
That when you’re ready to talk
You’ll know where to find them.
And instead of seeing this as respect, love, and tolerance,
You’re going to see it as indifference.
And eventually they will walk away,
When they realize you aren’t going to open up to them,
Or you’ll leave them stranded,
Because you do that sometimes.
But until then I’ll be advising both sides on the next step.

Finally, there are these people.
The ones who catch all the cues
And spend hours refusing to let you talk circles around them.
They’re experienced and they’re here,
As punching bags, as supporters, as councilors,
And whatever the hell else you need them to be.
They will stick by you,
In any and every way they see fit.
But the reason they understand you so well
Is because they are damaged too.
So when these people need a time out
From being pushed away because they got too close,
You should probably realize that while you’ve been giving hints,
They’ve been sending bat-signals.
And one day when they see all your little signs of stress,
They will ask how you’ve been and
“Okay,” will be a good enough answer.